The scene – downtown public library, midday. Patrons are quietly milling about the shelves.
Enter mother and baby, who head to the “holds” area. Another library patron is opposite, separated by a shoulder-height shelf.
Small baby lets out a loud, long, wet burp. Then blows a raspberry.
Library patron gives mother a sidelong glance over the shelf, not noticing that she has a baby in a carrier, and quirks an eyebrow.
Mother snickers uncontrollably, grabs books, and exits stage right.
Oh, Joe. Good think you’re cute!